15 of the lamest Google Ads ever

Following on from our previous post on horrifying display ad placements, I've been looking for examples of when Google Ads go wrong. 

So here's a list of 15 Google Ads (PPC and AdSense) which are either badly written, completely irrelevant, poorly placed, or just plain funny... 

Worst PPC ad ever?

(via bbcarter

The Worst PPC Ad in the History of the Universe

Want to become a police officer?

(thanks to searchenginepeople)

adsense10

Ford clearly forgot to check this ad

adsense6

World of Warcraft

adsense2

Flights to hell

adsense 12

Mating with animals

adsense14

Leg amputees

adsense9

Certificate in terrorism?

(via elistmania)

adsense 11

Corpses

adsense3

eBay

(via eBads)

Thanks to a scattergun approach to PPC in the past, there are plenty of examples of eBay bidding on bizarre and inappropriate terms. 

Skin cancer

adsense 1

Used toilet paper

adsense7

Kick in the balls

adsense15

Nuclear weapon

adsense17

Crack baby

adsense 16

Great deals on fascists... 

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Reader comments (16)

  1. Joe Friedlein Joe Friedlein Enterprise

    Director at Browser Media

    3:09PM on 3rd December 2010

    Ebay ads have always amused us.

    Have seen quite a few babies for sale on there, but never gone searching for crack babies...

  2. Avatar-blank-50x50 Pop Up Stands

    9:19AM on 6th December 2010

    Just want to say thanks for giving me something to laugh at on this cold Monday morning :-)

  3. Avatar-blank-50x50 JustanordinaryJoe

    10:13AM on 6th December 2010

    Some people are just having fun - and there is a Google ad-checking bot that needs its code checking. Or there are some Google employees that are not oogling at Ads enough before okaying them.

  4. Paul Booth Paul Booth

    founding partner at Copy4Clicks Ltd

    10:58AM on 6th December 2010

    Whilst amusing, as more and more of these poor ads appear they deliver a result to the user which will only serve to frustrate them, and potentially these users will become disenchanted with the medium. The advertisers who are taking the time and effort to produce professional-standard PPC copywriting suffer too.

  5. Avatar-blank-50x50 Bob Maddams

    1:45PM on 6th December 2010

    A search page is like an arena in ancient Rome.  The PPC ads are the gladiators, pitched in against one another in a deperate fight to the death.  The last man standing is the one that gets the click.  And the only weapons they have to fight with are words, so their prowess at using them is what they live or die by.  Or in other words, copy in PPC ads matters.       

  6. Avatar-blank-50x50 Clark Mackey

    3:13PM on 6th December 2010

    Thanks for posting this.  Someday the bots will know better, but, until then, I get to cry laughing at my desk.

    I especially love the World of Warcraft one.  A real person had to set that one in motion.  I can see that person in my mind right now, rushing online too their doom after attending a PPC webinar, something like, "23 under-targeted PPC niches. Target them TODAY and profit!" 

  7. Avatar-blank-50x50 Nicky Jurd

    1:32PM on 7th December 2010

    Thanks for the belly laugh, these are excellent! I particularly like the certificate in terrorism. I wonder what sorts of jobs require that qualification?

  8. Avatar-blank-50x50 Gareth Owen

    3:01PM on 7th December 2010

    The World of Warcraft one is deliberate, I bet it has the best CTR as well.

  9. Graham Charlton Graham Charlton Staff

    Editor at Econsultancy

    8:58PM on 7th December 2010

    Yes, I think the WOW ad doesn't really deserve the lame label, but it is funny...

  10. Avatar-blank-50x50 Steve

    6:03PM on 9th December 2010

    These are indeed some pretty random ads, but I guess that is what you get when your operate off of keywords.

  11. Antoine Becaglia Antoine Becaglia

    Head of Search at WebPropaganda Ltd

    9:08AM on 13th December 2010

    {keyword}
    + no brains

  12. Avatar-blank-50x50 PPC expert

    10:04AM on 13th December 2010

    Some companies definitely need to hire better online marketing people..as per ebay...do they care? no...

    {use your brains}

  13. Avatar-blank-50x50 gigi

    9:34AM on 16th December 2010

    used toilet paper??? seriously??

  14. Avatar-blank-50x50 Daisy

    2:16PM on 20th December 2010

    I'm loving ebay's approach to PPC.  Who knew the range of products available on there......!

  15. Avatar-blank-50x50 Tash

    2:22PM on 20th December 2010

    The World of Warcraft one is clever marketing.. the remainders are lazy algorithms

  16. Mike Groves Mike Groves Silver

    Online Marketing Specialist at Mike Groves | Online Marketing

    4:47PM on 22nd December 2010

    I'm sure there are loads more of these! I'd love to know which were client errors and which were agency mistakes - and expect automation gets the blame in each case. Makes you think there must be another way...

    Mike Groves

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