Something feels different today… Not sure I can quite put my finger on it.

It’s as if there’s been a fundamental change in the way you can read this article. Almost like if you were to stretch the edges of a window either way, it would adjust to fit.

I would even go so far as to say that if you happened to be reading this on the tiniest mobile phone, your experience would be as legible as if you were looking at it on the side of a mountain.

It’s probably just my imagination. Perhaps this new found… um, what’s the word I’m looking for? Responsiveness! Perhaps this new found responsiveness will lead to a brand new outlook for the weekly round-up of internet oddities? 

Not bloody likely. On with the show…

Seven brand new jukebox musicals (that may not actually be real but should be)

Is there anything worse than a jukebox musical? Of course not. Don’t worry though, I’ve fixed them. Here are seven brilliant new jukebox musicals featuring your favourite artists, including Aphex Twin, GWAR, Neil Young, Death Grips, Bonnie Prince Billy, Gary Numan and Ice-T. (Two warnings: #1 I wrote it. #2 Bit sweary).


Well it depends on what time you’re reading this. As I write, it’s approximately three hours away from Star Wars Episode VII trailer time, but by Friday evening we’ll have already judged it, tailored our hilarious tweets accordingly based on its brilliance/rubbishness and the cycle of expectation can begin once again.

So in order to remain relevant and evergreen, may I present a whole bunch of beautiful Star Wars infographics that will either help celebrate the release of the new trailer if it’s good, or help forget there were ever more than three original films if it’s bad. 

How I Met Your Mon Mothma

This is a definite curiosity, a Star Wars inspired sitcom pilot from the 70s that was promptly shelved and hidden in a vault till this Redditor got their hands on it.

How do I look?

Here’s a collection of older people wearing funny t-shirts. Do they know what they’re doing? I don’t think it really matters.

A force to be reckoned with

A group of drunken Australians challenged some cops to a dance-off. They lost. The next challenge, bare knuckle fist-fight, also didn’t end well.

What makes you dutiful

So Liam Payne from One Direction, when exactly did you lose your zest for the mega-pop-star life?

Hack the planet!

It’s a supercut of computer hacking in 90s movies. Ah Ah Ah! You didn’t say the magic word!

Your weird doodlings brought to life, within reason

Budsies is a US based toy company (or flipping dream-weavers if you want to be more exact) that’s taking childrens’ drawings and making bespoke genuine stuffed toys based on them.

My anatomically correct Ryan Gosling is still being ‘processed’ apparently.

Guardians of the Galaxian

Sit back, relax, and enjoy this five part video history of video game graphics. Bliss.

Chancellor of the Exche-bleughhh

Because we can all spare a few moments to gaze at a deeply hungover (do I need an ‘allegedly’ here?) George Osborne.

That’s it for this week, me and the internet have left a massive queue outside Currys’ online store while we did this round-up so we should probably head back to attend to it.