The phrase ‘people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’ has never been more pertinent.
I present for you, 10 common traits of bad copywriters.
1. Too many exclamation marks!
Donald Trump is the perfect example! The President-elect fills his tweets with exclamations!
F. Scott Fitzgerald likened the use of an exclamation mark to the author laughing at their own joke! Terry Pratchett described the use of multiple exclamation marks as a “sure sign of a diseased mind”!
2. Bullet points that don’t make sense
This bugs me every time. Your bullets should follow on from your lead-in sentence, and should not be capitalised.
Pearls can be found:
- in the sea
- at a jewellers
Pearls can be found:
- The sea
- Go to a jewellers
3. Formal words
The GOV.UK style guide advises the use of ‘buy’ instead of ‘purchase’, ‘help’ instead of ‘assist’, and ‘about’ instead of ‘approximately’.
Plain English is important. Ditch the formal words.
4. Long sentences
Apparently, long copy outsells short copy, though you’ll have to go and find the study yourself.
Overly short sentences can indeed be cryptic, but long sentences are even worse (in my opinion).
Check long sentences to see if you can split them.
5. The passive voice
‘Accenture recently bought the agency Karmarama.’ – The active voice.
‘The agency Karmarama was recently bought by Accenture.’ – The passive voice.
6. Too many adjectives
Here’s an excruciating example I have managed to squeeze out of my keyboard:
Visit our fantastically relaxing spa for a wonderfully chilled-out break with your favourite girlfriends!
Too many adjectives can obscure the message you are trying to get across, making it difficult to take it all in at a glance. Overuse of adjectives is also arguably an attempt at ‘telling’ rather than ‘showing’.
You can’t convince your customers of just how relaxing the spa is simply by adding superlatives. You need to add context, detail (what are the facilities?) and imagery.
7. Starting successive sentences or paragraphs with the same word
The word ‘the’ is seemingly innocuous, but if successive sentences or paragraphs begin with the word ‘the’, it can grate or seem inelegant (particular within long form copy).
The solution is simply a quick proof. The act of running your eye down the left hand side of the page will quickly reveal any successive paragraphs that begin with the same word.
The exception that proves the rule is when you’re writing a deliberately repetitive piece, such as a list or an illustrative article about bad copywriting.
8. Banal or obscure adjectives
Adjectives are important, of course, but only if you pick a good one.
If you ever watch cookery programmes on TV, you’ll know chefs are always using banal adjectives – every ingredient is ‘lovely’ or ‘nice’.
“I’ve got some lovely carrots; some nice potatoes..” Needless to say, these chefs don’t exactly scream personality.
However, there are also people that go too far the other way, using adjectives that aren’t commonly understood.
When it comes to copywriting – your adjectives can bring life to a campaign, but they need to be just right, neither too banal or too recherché (obscure).
The Trainline gets it right here
9. Misjudged humour & wit
Pride comes before a fall.
Many copywriters are brilliant at raising a wry smile by weaving humour and wit into their work. However, humour is subjective and writing elegant and funny copy is a tall order.
10. Poor formatting
Yes, formatting is the boring but essential thing that can make or break copy, particularly online.
Break up your text, use the right font, include imagery, go easy on the bold. If in doubt, make sure to use your preview functionality.
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