Is it Thursday already? This is Econsultancy’s anti-format of random interweb funnies, designed to give you that post-hump-day turbo boost that’ll propel you over the hill of the weekend and right through the wooden fence of Monday morning.
Of course, it’s all a bit of fun; hyper-extended metaphors and many a pinch of salt.
Once you’ve finished here, be a dear and dive back into our more pratical best practice blog posts and research.
‘Homeland actor’s previous role you may not have been informed of’ of the week
Yep, Saul is Inigo Montoya, you killed his father, prepare to have your mind blown.
Zeitgeist press release of the week
I’ve screenshoted a portion of the release email below. The story is, astoundingly, thus:
The founder of instant-breast-lifts.co.uk, Marcel Duits has announced, that adhesive breast lifts can now be purchased with bitcoins.
Post Children-in-Need trivia of the week
People speculating about what happened to Pudsey’s eye have cleary forgotten The Great Bear War of ’85 pic.twitter.com/jn68rCH3gx
— October Jones (@OctoberJones) November 15, 2013
Create your own London Underground signage
Click on my tongue-in-cheek effort to try out the generator.
Ego diminishment of the week
Yes!! It’s Kevin Pietersen.
‘Say it with a straight-face and hope for the best’ site message of the week
I’ll get right on that.. pic.twitter.com/raOedsjzMu
— Will Grant (@wgx) November 24, 2013
English Heritage plaque of the week
Fake or otherwise, the clear winner is this gem:
Holy shit! This is surely the best thing I will see today. pic.twitter.com/3FW3ONMcVT
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 26, 2013
‘Skrillex dodges a bee’ gif of the week
#Ask[x] question of the week
In a week when #askGaryBarlow is still going strong on Twitter, it’s surprising that my favourite question is aimed not at Gary, but one of X Factor’s contestants, the ignorantly named ‘Kingsland Road’ (it’s in North London, if you don’t know it).
What’s it like being a road #askkingslandroad
— Thomas (@tommykaboom) November 24, 2013
Actually enjoyable fly poster of the week
— Will (@HawksmoorLondon) November 15, 2013
‘Deputy Editor, David Moth, on realising somebody else’s blog post has been given top spot in Econsultancy’s Daily Pulse newsletter’ gif of the week
Andrew Warren-Payne quote of the week
The week’s best utterance from the ever-so English, Econsultancy Analyst, Andrew Warren-Payne.
I think we should bring back gibbetting.