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Insults of the week
Irony of the week
Google. via @ingobousa
— A Googler (@google) October 10, 2013
Truism of the week
— andy cope (@beingbrilliant) October 6, 2013
Bad lip-reading of the week
Coffee-break video of the week
Every single ‘oh boy!’ from Quantum Leap
Moz revelation of the week
No, not the search experts, but pop’s everyman surrealist, Morrissey. He’s got an autobiography out; in it he tries to grasp the metaphorical wet bar of soap that is Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.
They are, of course, animated puppets, yet they are as real as I am. But how real am I?
Read the most Morrissey-esque bits in The Telegraph.
Accessory of the week
The simple, ‘child beard’.
Drink of the week
The simple, ‘cat wine’.
Website of the week
JUST CLICK ON IT.
Tumblr of the week
It’s difficult to condone this kind of sniping, we will merely comment on it. Check twitterdouchebags.tumblr.com for many ill-advised Twitter bios. via @katiemoffat
Econsultancy reader’s name of the week
‘Rudi de Groot.’
Wine rack of the week
Andrew Warren-Payne quote of the week
The best utterance from our most English of Analysts.
I would be incredibly charged if I was served a beverage from that wine rack.