I’ve got my hat on. I’ve got my boots, dusty. I’ve got my saddle on my horse. It can only mean one thing… It’s round-up time!

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We also do this…

You owe us Greg. You owe us big time!

The agile content team that we are hijacked the trending #GiveGregTheHoliday yesterday after finding out the office that the erstwhile Greg works in is directly opposite ours.

Greg accidentally emailed his entire office his holiday request form. Not exactly the stuff of major hilarity but when his colleagues shared this on Twotter under the aforementioned hashtag… well, to use a phrase only found in football punditry and bloody uprisings, it all kicked off.

Read the entire tale in Matt Owen’s speedily hashed together article

Anyway, the major takeaway from this is, thanks to this tweet from our own Chris Lake…

Greg got given free holiday to Vegas.

We ask for nothing else in return other than 45% of any winnings.

We do have some fun!

FYI: fun time in the office is denoted by the adorning of hilarious hats.


Colouring Book Corruptions

You sickos. You absolute sickos. Great blog though. Colouring Book Corruptions is childhood ruining NSFW fun.

You are coming with me whether you are dead or alive

Taking all of the fun out of your favourite action movie quotes, and injecting them with an unwarranted semantic breakdown, here’s Pop Chart Lab’s diagrammatical dissertation on lines of cinematic action.

Plinky-plonky retro joy

SynthCu.be is an interactive synthesizer built like a Rubik’s Cube. It’s a surprisingly blissful experience.

Did you tell him about the Twinkie?

There is too much good stuff at this travelling art exhibition that celebrates 30 years of Ghostbusters, so head on over to Galleries Nineteen Eighty Eight to check it all out.

Meanwhile here are some highlights…

Funnier than Heartbleed

Occasionally there’s a bug in Netflix that switches the last line of a film or TV show description with one from a totally different film. @SummaryBug collects the very best of these.

The Luke-warm Chilli Peppers

Finally a drum-off between notable lookalikes Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Chad Smith. 

Warning, does inevitably contain some Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Minty biscuit

Barry from Watford’s finest ever moment. “Yes, we’ve got the biscuit”.

Play well

It’s the evolution of the LEGO logo, with thanks to DesignTAXI.

Battling the threats of childhood illness, disability and COBRA!

Paul and Katrina Pogue’s children have overcome various illnesses and disabilities throughout the last five years and their father has been making action movie posters to celebrate their triumphs.

This year he’s gone one better and made a video, enlisting the voice talents from the original GI Joe cartoon.

Expendable Uke

Slayer! On a ukulele! Stick with it…

Star Wars corner

Be prepared for this to be a regular feature from now until… ooh, at least 2020. Unless of course the first sequel turns out to be crap. What are the chances of that happening though?

David Lynch directs Return of the Jedi.

It’s too big to be a space station.

Darth Ruth.

That’s your lot for this week. Me and internet have fallen out after an extended period of miscommunication (I didn’t bloody want to go to Bridlington last weekend) so you both can just go have fun without me.

For more round-up hijinks check out last week’s 12 highly distracting things we found on the internet this week.