14 farm-fresh, free-range things the internet laid for our breakfast this week

Oh, hi internet. How’re you? No, we haven’t seen each other in a while have we? Because you’ve been off with that Christopher Ratcliff, letting him round-up your innumerable electronic treats every week haven’t you?  

Fine, we can have a coffee, but you need to be gentle with me. I’m not sure I can stand going back to dial-up. 

Don’t worry, I’m not really upset, I still love the internet, and who can blame me when it shows me stuff like this. Come, gentle e-reader, on a journey into mystery and imagination…