While we all sit around and twiddle our thumbs in the run-up to what’s historically the worst news week of the year, Google has cut through the mountains of stats with its search zeitgeist for 2011.

The top ten lists below reveal the UK’s fastest rising search topics, the top auto-fill answers for ‘What is…’ searches, the most searched-for individuals and the UK biggest losers (in many ways).

Plus, we’ve added in the top search terms specifically, top ten searches on news.google.co.uk and the top food & drink brands. And no, we don’t know who Darren Criss is either.

The UK’s fastest rising search topics for 2011

1.Royal Wedding 

2.iPhone 5 

3.FIFA 12 

4.Groupon 

5.iPad 2 

6.Ryan Dunn 

7.Adele 

8.Minecraft 

9.Rebecca Black 

10.Ed Sheeran 

The UK’s top ‘What Is…?’ searches of 2011

1.What is AV? 

2.What is scampi? 

3.What are truffles? 

4.What are piles? 

5.What is 4D? 

6.What are cookies? 

7.What is copyright? 

8.What is zumba? 

9.What is iCloud? 

10.What is probate? 

The UK’s fastest rising people searches for 2011

1.Ryan Dunn

2.Adele 

3.Rebecca Black 

4.Ed Sheeran 

5.Amy Winehouse 

6.Charlie Sheen 

7.Steve Jobs 

8.Kate Middleton 

9.Nicki Minaj 

10.Darren Criss 

The UK’s fastest falling people searches for 2011

1.Nick Clegg 

2.Maradona 

3.Alicia Keys 

4.Heidi Montag 

5.Alexandra Burke 

6.Hayley Williams 

7.Joe McElderry 

8.Stephenie Meyer 

9.Robert Pattinson 

10.Shakira 

Top UK searches in 2011

1. Facebook 

2. YouTube 

3. Hotmail 

4. Ebay 

6. Google 

7. BBC 

8. Amazon 

9. Argos 

10. Yahoo

UK News Top 10 (top searches on news.google.co.uk) for 2011

1. BBC News 

2. Arsenal 

3. Facebook 

4. YouTube 

5. Cheryl Cole 

6. iPhone 5 

7. Liverpool 

8. Kate Middleton 

9. Manchester United 

10. Justin Bieber

Top food & drink searches in the UK for 2011

1. Asda

2. Recipes

3. Tesco

4. Sainsburys

5. Pizza

6. Chicken

7. Chocolate

8. Dominos

9. Morrisons

10. Argos