10 job titles to avoid in 2013

It's the New Year, that means that career goals are top of mind. Many employees are looking to move up or move out.

Freelancers and consultants are looking to ensure that 2013 is more prosperous than 2012.

When it comes to moving one's career forward, job titles often matter.

Even if we'd like to believe that they matter less and less each passing year, your ability to succeed may be based, in some part, on what goes under your name on your business card.

With that in mind, here are 10 job titles seen in digital roles that you may want to avoid in 2013.

Guru

Unless you have been practicing yoga for the past decade, guru is probably a job title best avoided, particularly in the realm of social media, where it is generally perceived negatively by seasoned clientele.

Maven

Another popular social media title, a maven is defined as "one who is experienced or knowledgeable." Your employer or clients are probably expecting you to be one or both of those things anyway, so calling yourself a maven is of questionable value.

Rockstar

A term with some traction in Silicon Valley, don't be fooled by its sexiness: unless your name is Mick Jagger, equating your impressive coding skills with this title is probably not going to impress once you leave your bubble.

Growth hacker

Even if you believe that this is genuinely a new role, the term growth hacker is somewhat controversial and not yet widely known. That makes it a title worth keeping an eye on, but perhaps not embracing.

Evangelist

One of the more established questionable job titles on this list, what an evangelist does is widely understood but the word is still a conversation starter, a subtle hint at the fact many people don't believe it's a great title.

Expert

Unless you're a new entrant to a market, there's a good chance that when a company hires you, either as an employee or consultant, it's hiring you in part for your expertise. That makes a title with the word 'expert' in it superfluous.

Ninja

Another Silicon Valley innovation, if your new employer wants to refer to you as a ninja, you should make like a ninja and disappear -- as quickly as silently.

Genius

If you get a job at the Apple Store, you have little choice but to accept the title of Genius. Otherwise, using your job title to imply that you qualify for Mensa is probably a bad idea.

Wizard

Your ability to optimize an campaign or boost search engine rankings may seem magical to coworkers or clients, but don't try to turn your career into a J.K. Rowling novel by billing yourself as your industry's Harry Potter.

Chief [insert wacky noun] officer

Being a business card-carrying member of the C-suite is a worthy accomplishment, but be careful about accepting a C-suite role that comes with a wacky title.

It may not be taken as seriously and some might be skeptical about your C-suite worthiness as a result, particularly if you work at a startup or smaller company.

Patricio Robles is a tech reporter at Econsultancy. Follow him on Twitter.

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  1. Avatar-blank-50x50 Jeremy Taylor

    2:16PM on 9th January 2013

    Excellent news. I can still be a social media samurai!

  2. Avatar-blank-50x50 Jamie Dickinson

    2:23PM on 9th January 2013

    Urgh! Can't we just move on from this Nerf Gun style, wacky philosophy and just get on with it. There's a big difference from showing some personality and being a pompous knob!

  3. Thomas Frame Thomas Frame Silver

    Managing Director at Etch UK Ltd.

    2:29PM on 9th January 2013

    are we all growing up this year?

  4. Avatar-blank-50x50 Steve Ward

    2:40PM on 9th January 2013

    Super thumbs down to the guy who calls himself a `Growth Hacker` AND a `Maven` in the same LinkedIn headline!!

  5. Ben Potter Ben Potter Gold

    Commercial Director at Leapfrogg Digital Marketing

    3:05PM on 9th January 2013

    Great, lighthearted article to kick off 2013! I don't think there is anything more in SEO circles that winds me up as much as someone referring to themselves as a 'ninja'. Grrrr

  6. Avatar-blank-50x50 Colin Richardson

    3:33PM on 9th January 2013

    These job titles are pretty useful, they help identify people not to work with.

  7. Avatar-blank-50x50 Katherine

    4:05PM on 9th January 2013

    So glad people are starting to topple this self-titling house of cards. Although I was about to start calling myself the Social Media Tooth Fairy.

  8. Avatar-blank-50x50 Chief Mouse Operator @virtualCableTV

    4:24PM on 9th January 2013

    If I can't have a bit of fun with what is ordinarily nonsense why even bother?

  9. Avatar-blank-50x50 Thom

    6:16PM on 9th January 2013

    Smacks off the hugely irritating 'wacky' anthropomorphic packaging craze. But then I suppose we're in the wrong industry to expect a spade to be called a f**king spade.

  10. Luke Brynley-Jones Luke Brynley-Jones

    Founder at Our Social Times

    9:43PM on 9th January 2013

    I'd say "Social Media Strategist" is pretty meaningless. I'm yet to find a 'strategist' with more than 3 year's experience or a social media team big enough to warrant a full-time strategist. To be honest, I've got more respect for Chief Happiness Ninjas.

  11. Avatar-blank-50x50 Mel Carson

    11:51PM on 9th January 2013

    Nothing wrong with being an evangelist but I agree with the others. Except....I was thinking of calling myself Chief Delight Officer given my company name.......

    But maybe not!

  12. Avatar-blank-50x50 Rene

    9:40AM on 10th January 2013

    Good that Assassin continues to be a credible moniker in 2013...

  13. Ben Davis Ben Davis Staff

    Operations Manager at Econsultancy

    10:17AM on 10th January 2013

    'Alchemist'

  14. Avatar-blank-50x50 Richard Hamer

    10:45AM on 10th January 2013

    Don't get me started on self-titled social media experts.

  15. Avatar-blank-50x50 Malcolm Gibb

    11:53AM on 10th January 2013

    I hate all with a passion. I wrote about this last year. Titles seem to be 'borrowed' from that, but I'll let it go :) I made a random digital marketing title generator for anyone seeking a new job title :)

  16. Avatar-blank-50x50 Krystian Szastok

    12:00PM on 10th January 2013

    So I can still be a 'SEO Warlord', brilliant!

  17. Antony Firth-Clark Antony Firth-Clark

    Digital Marketing Executive at Syncoms

    12:26PM on 10th January 2013

    What about 'Battle Orc'?

  18. Avatar-blank-50x50 Dale Langan Silver

    Head of Search at TSL Education Ltd.

    12:30PM on 10th January 2013

    Love the fact there's an advert for Guru on the RHS...might give them a miss after this article!

  19. Graham Charlton Graham Charlton Staff

    Editor at Econsultancy

    2:08PM on 10th January 2013

    @Malcolm

    We haven't 'borrowed' from your post. It seems that, though some in the lists are the same, plenty aren't. We've all come across these stupid job titles working in this industry, it isn't that hard to come up with a few.

    Nice job title generator btw...

  20. Avatar-blank-50x50 James Allen

    2:41PM on 10th January 2013

    You forgot "Cowboy" :P

    Example:

    "Oh man - you didn't give those 'SEO-Cowboys' access to the site did you!?"

    No one wants to be an SEO Cowboy. Ever :)

  21. Avatar-blank-50x50 Vikki Wise

    3:39PM on 10th January 2013

    Spangly Web Princess?!! No?...Ok then.

  22. Avatar-blank-50x50 Claire Taylor

    PPC & Affiliate Marketing Manager at Urban Outfitters Europe

    4:42PM on 10th January 2013

    Can we add curator to that? It's the new Guru. I hate hearing that damn word. One of those that means a lot less than the user intends.

  23. Avatar-blank-50x50 Rick Elenbaas Silver

    SEO Executive at Outrider

    10:23PM on 10th January 2013

    And what about all the Social Media guys we all know and follow but who are not joining the conversion? They just throw in some more blog or news articles (at least 20 an hour) on Twitter, Facebook etc. but will not in any way reply or respond to retweets or mentions. Which is what Social Media is about. They are even worse then people calling themselves this or that but who are actually doing Social Media.

  24. Avatar-blank-50x50 John

    11:00PM on 10th January 2013

    Is there ever a good time / year to have a title like this? Even in a small, funky, techy, 'cool' workplace?

  25. Nigel Parkes Nigel Parkes

    Content Strategist at None

    5:11PM on 11th January 2013

    Chief Knowledge W**ker? (Worker of course!)

  26. Avatar-blank-50x50 Melanie Cook

    11:08AM on 13th January 2013

    Could we add collective nouns to the list? Things like quorum, collective, council, sphere, tribe?

  27. Avatar-blank-50x50 Michael J. Massey

    11:47AM on 13th January 2013

    The title 'expert' drives me crazy! If you have to say it, then you probably aren't.

  28. Avatar-blank-50x50 Jordan Louis

    1:44PM on 13th January 2013

    Chief Tribe Councillor, Spherical Collective of Ninja Mavens?

  29. Avatar-blank-50x50 Oliver Vass

    6:53PM on 13th January 2013

    For a while, specifically to avoid the ghastly 'Guru' I called myself a
    Social Media Smartiepants.

    I still like it.

  30. Heledd Jones Heledd Jones

    Head of Search Marketing at Confused.com

    3:23PM on 16th January 2013

    Fun article - I think the only caveat here is that Avinash Kaushik (@avinash) is an 'evangelist' for Google, and if you've seen him speak or read his work I'm sure you'll agree that his job title is well-deserved :)
    Also, he recommends hiring 'ninjas' - so let's avoid ninja's, unless they come recommended by Avinash!

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